Remember, if someone suggests you stand behind a lead shield, you probably want to stand behind the lead shield. And cover the human bits that are your favorites.
In other news, Movember is going FANTASTICALLY TERRIBLY FANTASTIC. Thanks for asking and not looking directly at my face. It stops itching, right? I hear it stops itching. I just really need my face to realize that growing adorable tiny knives and then stabbing itself with adorable tiny knives is not the best idea.